Updated: Sep 18, 2020
A column with more dad-joke content than you could ever wish for, courtesy of a college-aged female with no children.
Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, I’m still working on it.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
What did Luke say to Han and Leia when they split up? May divorce be with you.
By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer
Sketches by Ell Shelp-Peck, digital design by Nola Grace Brown