Updated: Sep 18, 2020
A column with more dad-joke content than you could ever wish for, courtesy of a college-aged female with no children.
What does a dad call his shadow? A father figure!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food! No atmosphere.
By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer