Column: Dad Jokes By Ell
Updated: Sep 18, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Did you know the first french fries weren't cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
Why should you always be kind to a person named De-nice? Otherwise she will be De-mean
By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer
Sketches by Ell Shelp-Peck, digital design by Nola Grace Brown