Column: Dad Jokes by Ell

If a child refuses to sleep during naptime, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!

Want more laughs? This new regular column will give you more dad-joke content than you could ever wish for, courtesy of a college-aged female with no children.

By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer

Sketches by Ell Shelp-Peck, digital design by Nola Grace Brown