A column with more dad-joke content than you could ever wish for, courtesy of a college-aged female with no children.
How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s a BuOYant.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizz-ician.
Where does Captain Hook go to get a new hook? A second-hand store!
By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer
Sketches by Ell Shelp-Peck, digital design by Nola Grace Brown