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Column: Dad Jokes by Ell

Updated: Sep 18, 2020

A column with more dad-joke content than you could ever wish for, courtesy of a college-aged female with no children.





How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s a BuOYant.









What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizz-ician.












Where does Captain Hook go to get a new hook? A second-hand store!







By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer

Sketches by Ell Shelp-Peck, digital design by Nola Grace Brown

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