Column: Dad Jokes by Ell

A column with more dad-joke content than you could ever wish for, courtesy of a college-aged female with no children.

How do you tell the sex of an ant? If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s a BuOYant.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizz-ician.

Where does Captain Hook go to get a new hook? A second-hand store!

By Ell Shelp-Peck, Staff Writer

Sketches by Ell Shelp-Peck, digital design by Nola Grace Brown