Updated: Dec 20, 2020
Where does a duck go when it gets sick? The duck door!
What do you call a calculator that works immediately? A Calcu-Now!
Why didn't the bike stand up for itself? It was too tired!
Jokes by Elinor Shelp-Peck, Co-Editor in Chief, and Jeanine Carryl, Staff Writer
Art by Madison Sholar, Contributing Writer