Dad Jokes with Ell and Jeanine

Where does a duck go when it gets sick? The duck door!

What do you call a calculator that works immediately? A Calcu-Now!

Why didn't the bike stand up for itself? It was too tired!

Jokes by Elinor Shelp-Peck, Co-Editor in Chief, and Jeanine Carryl, Staff Writer

Art by Madison Sholar, Contributing Writer